(a not-really-all-that-sarcastic-blog-post-by-Joanna)
- Stay inside as much as is humanly possible. Draw the blinds. Keep the lights off, turn the fans on. DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.
- Drink lots of water, and bring water with you any time you have to leave your house.
- Park your car away from the direction of the sun.
- Go shopping before noon.
- Bring a cooler with ice packs to keep your perishable food from… perishing… en route from the grocery store to your house.
- Bring a sweater when going to restaurants/movie theaters. Somehow business establishments can afford enough air conditioning to mimic arctic temperatures.
- Stick your head in the freezer, shut your eyes, and dream of Alaska.
- Remind yourself that November is coming. Eventually.
- Try not to envision the grisly and most-definitely-pre-meditated murder of the next out-of-state person who tells you glibly "It's a dry heat."
- Try not to weep at your power bill.
- Head north to Prescott/Flagstaff for the weekend. Or every weekend.
- Eat ice cream. You deserve it.
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